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<center> '''Presentation matters. People need heroes. Immortals. People they think can hold up the sky when it falls. My business is giving them those men.'''</center> | |||
== The Sands of Faith == | == The Sands of Faith == | ||
[[image:Steele.jpg|right|900px]]The Sands of Faith is an In-Character holovid production by Jerusalem Steele. While it may not be shown on Akko very much, it is being shown on Leaguehiem, Byzantium Secundus and other major capitol worlds - or at least, thats what Jerusalems distributors tell him. | [[image:Steele.jpg|right|900px]]The Sands of Faith is an In-Character holovid production by Jerusalem Steele. While it may not be shown on Akko very much, it is being shown on Leaguehiem, Byzantium Secundus and other major capitol worlds - or at least, thats what Jerusalems distributors tell him. | ||
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* JERUSALEM STEELE - an Imperial Questing Knight and Holovid actor! | * JERUSALEM STEELE - an Imperial Questing Knight and Holovid actor! | ||
* HARLAN STRANDLESS - A rather annoyed mechanic, cohort to Jersualem. | * HARLAN STRANDLESS - A rather annoyed mechanic, cohort to Jersualem. | ||
* TRISJE VAN GELDER - a Questing Kight with no sense of humor but a really great ass. | |||
* TRISJE VAN GELDER - a Questing Kight with no sense of humor. | * THE IQKV NIGHTBLOOM - A Starship! | ||
* THE IQKV STAR OF ABRAXUS - A ship. That flies. Not a starship. A flying ship. With sails. | |||
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File:Jerusalem.jpg|Jerusalem Steele - AN HERO! | File:Jerusalem.jpg|Jerusalem Steele - AN HERO! | ||
File:Harlan.jpg|Harlan Strandless - A Crass Mechanic! | File:Harlan.jpg|Harlan Strandless - A Crass Mechanic! | ||
File:Trisje.jpg|Trisje Van Gelder - See? No sense of humor (Unpictured: Her ass) | |||
File:Nightbloom.jpg|The Nightbloom - a Starship! | File:Nightbloom.jpg|The Nightbloom - a Starship! | ||
File: | File:IQKNAbraxus.jpg| See? Flying ship. Told you. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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<b> Recurring Antagonists </b> | <b> Recurring Antagonists </b> | ||
* THE DEMON BANDITS - A motorized gang in the badlands | * THE DEMON BANDITS - A motorized gang in the badlands | ||
* THE LANDER KING - He's going to die. He just doesn't know it. | |||
* THE FLYING SATHRISTS - Jerusalem stole their ship. | * THE FLYING SATHRISTS - Jerusalem stole their ship. | ||
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Kurgans have come, forcing the Empire | Kurgans have come, forcing the Empire | ||
of the Phoenix back to the shining gulf. | of the Phoenix back to the shining gulf. | ||
Only recently have reinforcements from | Only recently have reinforcements from | ||
the Empire arrived, stabilizing the | the Empire arrived, stabilizing the | ||
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Who will greet me? Who's stories will | Who will greet me? Who's stories will | ||
I tell? Find out next week on... | I tell? Find out next week on... | ||
THE SANDS OF FAITH! | THE SANDS OF FAITH! | ||
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=== Episode 2: Hard Landing === | === Episode 2: Hard Landing === | ||
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gone! Shut up! Shut up! HARLAN! Can you | gone! Shut up! Shut up! HARLAN! Can you | ||
do something about that? | do something about that? | ||
HARLAN, A MECHANIC | HARLAN, A MECHANIC | ||
I'm already on it, boss! Try and hold her | I'm already on it, boss! Try and hold her | ||
Steady! | Steady! | ||
JERUSALEM (Voice-over) | JERUSALEM (Voice-over) | ||
Try and hold her steady, she says... | Try and hold her steady, she says... | ||
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Yathrib. I am coming in hot and hard, | Yathrib. I am coming in hot and hard, | ||
I am going to overshoot Akko Spaceport. | I am going to overshoot Akko Spaceport. | ||
I am requesting an alternate landing. | I am requesting an alternate landing. | ||
MEEKHAM TOWER | MEEKHAM TOWER | ||
Nightbloom, this is Meekham Tower. Go | Nightbloom, this is Meekham Tower. Go | ||
ahead, relate your condition. | ahead, relate your condition. | ||
JERUSALEM (Voice-over) | JERUSALEM (Voice-over) | ||
Oh. You know. Fast reentry. New Kurgan | Oh. You know. Fast reentry. New Kurgan | ||
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COMET SCREAMING ACROSS THE SKY AT 10,000 | COMET SCREAMING ACROSS THE SKY AT 10,000 | ||
MILES A GODDAMN HOUR! | MILES A GODDAMN HOUR! | ||
MEEKHAM TOWER | MEEKHAM TOWER | ||
Uh... Right then. We are transmitting the | Uh... Right then. We are transmitting the | ||
coordinates of our landing field and our | coordinates of our landing field and our | ||
approach paths. | approach paths. | ||
JERUSALEM (Voice-over) | JERUSALEM (Voice-over) | ||
Lovely. Thanks so much. | Lovely. Thanks so much. | ||
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JERUSALEM | JERUSALEM | ||
Frack frack frack frack! | Frack frack frack frack! | ||
HARLAN | HARLAN | ||
Quit sweetalking and start flying! | Quit sweetalking and start flying! | ||
Get us underneath their radar cover | Get us underneath their radar cover | ||
and head for Meekhams' guns! | and head for Meekhams' guns! | ||
JERUSALEM (Sarcastic) | JERUSALEM (Sarcastic) | ||
That sounds like a great idea! WHY | That sounds like a great idea! WHY | ||
DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? | DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? | ||
HARLAN | HARLAN | ||
Because you're too busy mugging for | Because you're too busy mugging for | ||
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JERUSALEM | JERUSALEM | ||
YATHRIB! JERUSALEM STEELE HAS ARRIVED! | YATHRIB! JERUSALEM STEELE HAS ARRIVED! | ||
HARLAN (Sarcastic) | HARLAN (Sarcastic) | ||
Whoo. | Whoo. | ||
LYSANDRA | LYSANDRA | ||
I am Baroness Claudius Tomb, and I bid | I am Baroness Claudius Tomb, and I bid | ||
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years stripped of parts and ancient malls and suburbs | years stripped of parts and ancient malls and suburbs | ||
all ravaged by time, weather and neglect. | all ravaged by time, weather and neglect. | ||
It is a wasteland, ruled by the strong preying on | It is a wasteland, ruled by the strong preying on | ||
the weak, where the unsuited and unlucky die lingering | the weak, where the unsuited and unlucky die lingering | ||
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they are aggressively pursuing all those who | they are aggressively pursuing all those who | ||
might prey upon the empires weakest. | might prey upon the empires weakest. | ||
Kids, remember that Imperial Questing Knight | Kids, remember that Imperial Questing Knight | ||
'Trisje Van Gelder' Holo-foil Trading Cards are | 'Trisje Van Gelder' Holo-foil Trading Cards are | ||
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Explosive good looks, baby! | Explosive good looks, baby! | ||
The count down timer continues to tick. JERUSALEM, with cool aplomb and elegant timing, punches the command console, which pops up a secret panel. Turning off the self destruct, he then | The count down timer continues to tick. JERUSALEM, with cool aplomb and elegant timing, punches the command console, which pops up a secret panel. Turning off the self destruct, he then starts to wrestle with the ship to keep it airborne. The Relic is recovered by ZAKARIA while MILES holds the Sathrist prisoner. TRISJE saves Zakaria's life when a hidden crewmember leaps out to attack him. | ||
ZAKARIA | |||
AYAH! Can you fly this thing, Knight of the Empire? | |||
JERUSALEM | |||
I don't know! I've never flown something with | |||
sails before. But don't worry! I GOT THIS! | |||
'''COMMERCIAL BREAK CLIFFHANGER:''' The flying ship lists, the tell-tail sound of a crashing aircraft picking up speed heard as it plunges from the sky! | |||
JERUSALEM works furiously, punching buttons and trying to regain control. He directs ZAKARIA to trim the actual sails of the ship, using them like a parachute, guiding the ship into a controlled crash, hitting the water with a shudder that sends up a powerful gout of water. Alarms in the cockpit blare: WATERLOGGED. | |||
JERUSALEM | JERUSALEM | ||
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special offer. Be sure to get your parents | special offer. Be sure to get your parents | ||
permission! | permission! | ||
=== Episode 6 - BAD STORM RISING === | |||
Latest revision as of 05:44, 3 May 2013
The Sands of Faith

The Sands of Faith is an In-Character holovid production by Jerusalem Steele. While it may not be shown on Akko very much, it is being shown on Leaguehiem, Byzantium Secundus and other major capitol worlds - or at least, thats what Jerusalems distributors tell him.
Questing Knights:
- JERUSALEM STEELE - an Imperial Questing Knight and Holovid actor!
- HARLAN STRANDLESS - A rather annoyed mechanic, cohort to Jersualem.
- TRISJE VAN GELDER - a Questing Kight with no sense of humor but a really great ass.
- THE IQKV NIGHTBLOOM - A Starship!
- THE IQKV STAR OF ABRAXUS - A ship. That flies. Not a starship. A flying ship. With sails.
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Jerusalem Steele - AN HERO!
-
Harlan Strandless - A Crass Mechanic!
-
Trisje Van Gelder - See? No sense of humor (Unpictured: Her ass)
-
The Nightbloom - a Starship!
-
See? Flying ship. Told you.
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