Episode 3: Guess Who's coming to Dinner?
| Episode 3 - Guess Who's coming to Dinner?
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FADE IN:
OPEN LANDSCAPE - CLAUDIUS TOMB AERODROME - REALLY A COW PASTURE FOR MIRACLE COWS.
The thundercrack of a sonic bomb will not be heard until the flash of light comes over the hills to the west. A burning, crackling ball of fire hurtles through the air, under bare levels of power. Inside, Jerusalem and Harlan battle for control of the stricken aircraft, while the forward swept wings of two Kurgan fighters drop out of the clouds, following the smoke trail of the NightBloom.
JERUSALEM
Frack frack frack frack!
HARLAN
Quit sweetalking and start flying!
Get us underneath their radar cover
and head for Meekhams' guns!
JERUSALEM (Sarcastic)
That sounds like a great idea! WHY
DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
HARLAN
Because you're too busy mugging for
a goddamn camera?
SCREEN WIPE
MONTAGE:
The Nightbloom's shields come back on line, the nightbloom's shields get knocked off line by laser fire from the Kurgans. The Nightbloom clips a tree. Nightbloom crashes, scarring the countryside with the skidmark of a multi-hundred-tonne spacecraft in soft soil. Pom-Pom batteries in Meekham drive off the Kurgans. A cow stands on the tail-section of the Nightbloom.
FADE IN: NIGHTBLOOM CRASH SITE - NIGHT
LYSANDRA, HUGH and NAIMA sit ahorse, staring at he wreckage before them, not sure what to make of it all. Especially the cow.
BARONESS LYSANDRA
Think anyone's alive in there?
CASTELLAIN HUGH
I hope so. This Crusade needs all the
men it can get. See the Imperial Markings?
This ship is from the Empire, not Kurgans.
NAIMA - A HALFBLOOD HEALER
If they are injured, I will heal them with
the power of the Pancreator and my love of
all mankind!
Lysandra and Hugh glance at each other, then back at Naima. The top hatch of the now half-buried Nightbloom flips open. A pack flies up and out of the hatch, landing in the dirt before a group of the three stunned locals on horseback. Jerusalem and Harlan climb out of the Nightbloom.
JERUSALEM
YATHRIB! JERUSALEM STEELE HAS ARRIVED!
HARLAN (Sarcastic)
Whoo.
LYSANDRA
I am Baroness Claudius Tomb, and I bid
you welcome to Yathrib, Man of the Emperor!
Come to my crusader camp, where I will see
Your wounds tended and your ship repaired.
HUGH THE BASTARD
Most impressive landing, Questing Knight. I
Honor your bravery in coming to this war torn
world, Pancreator's light upon you. Let us return
to the camp, and we will exchange our stories. We
have need of men of such bravery as your own, here
on the edge of all civilization, reclaiming the
Glory of Revelation for the Empire.
NAIMA
Oh my stars and garters, he's handsome!
HARLAN
Anyone got any spacers tape for that girls mouth?
Hugh is impressively backlit, giving him the appearance of a mythical general riding out of the night. All persons travel to the town of Meekham. Emphasis is given to showing the hungry and poor of the Crusade, and how Hugh's troops (presumably) defend them from Kurgan depredations.
FADE OUT
Will Jerusalem get the Nightbloom flying again?
Will he join up with Hugh's Crusade for Revelation?
Will Harlan find her spacers tape?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR..
THE SANDS OF FAITH!
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